I was looking online for something cute, clever or though-provoking to put in my Christmas cards. These didn't make the cut, but still thought they were worth sharing.
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukka' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukka!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'" - Dave Barry "Christmas Shopping: A Survivor's Guide"
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic. – Unknown
Merry Christmas!
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